Fat people are funny. When they run, when they jump, when they try to stand and especially when they try to turn around. It takes a lot out of them. I know that because I'm a fat guy. And when I say that fat people are funny, I don't even think they are aware of it.
I've been made fun of being fat ever since I was a kid. I was lethargic, inactive, averse to athletics and definitely not the fastest around. I always wished I could have been like those strong and sporty guys. Well, I've had to wait for 23 long years but my wishes have finally come true.
So what happened? Did I start taking steroids? Did I change my diet plan? No. I just purchased the brand new Maruti Ritz. No longer am I the guy who never reaches the finishing line. Now I am a powerful machine with ample power and torque for those high speeds and a great pick up.
I'm aerodynamic and fast. Zipping through the lanes with graceful movement. I still may be big with a large and strong frame that provides for my stability. But that doesn't mean I'm not flexible. With a tight turning radius of 4.7 metres, I shall be doing the turns in no time.
And no longer shall I be huffing and puffing after every round. With an excellent fuel efficiency of 21.1 kmpl, I think my lungs shall be game for more.
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